Thursday, April 17, 2008

I'm Still Not Okay

Dear Wendy’s,

Your square burgers…they freak me out. Please rectify the situation. Thank you.


Sincerely,

A customer that might or might not have OCD and run on sentence tendencies when she is forced to be okay with such purposefully flawed food stuffs as square burgers, especially when the buns are most certainly round and there could be no other possible reason for having a square burger unless the corresponding bun was also a square, but the buns can never ever ever ever ever be square because we all know deep within our hearts that that is against all laws of nature... and humanity... for people like me would surely die if such a thing existed.

6 comments:

Stephanie said...

What's funny is they have this whole ad campaign about their natural beef. Hmmmm...;)

So, I saw Luke at the gym child care today. Yeah, so it was our first day and they called me over the loud speaker because Paige never stopped crying. THis could be a problem. I know you said Luke has cried - about how long does he usually cry?

erin j bailey said...

I don't stick around, but I think he stops after a few minutes. Actually, they told me today that it was the first time they've had a problem with him hitting/throwing toys. They had to put him in time out because he did it like three times. I couldn't apologize enough to the women in there.

Crystal said...

Oh, that is pretty harsh! Just kiddin... I use to be a loyal Wendy's Crew Leader!

I will admit, I never understood the square burger thing!!

I also have to say that Tayla has said "shoot" before and I was thinking, wow, we really need to watch what we say!! It was pretty funny though....

Alisha said...

Um...where did you go?

Lisa said...

Erin, I miss reading your blog! Hope everything is going well for your little family!

The Pittson Family said...

Hey Erin! It's adrienne. I love your blog and you have such a good lookin' family. It's fun to catch up with you.